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Friday, March 19, 2010

Tired of dieting and not being able to lose weight in those stubborn areas?

Tired of dieting and not being able to lose weight in those stubborn areas? You go to the gym and still have some problem areas that you need to work on. Well we have an answer that will sensationalize your figure.
The Body Magic is designed to truly reshape your body. It allows you to redistribute some of your irregularities to a more desirable area. This redistribution becomes more permanent over time. Plus, it reduces your waist up to 3 sizes in 10 minutes.
If you need an instant tummy tuck this Garment will do it. The Ardyss Body Magic will sensationalize your figure by lifting your bust, removing side rolls and flattening your stomach in only ten minutes.
• Pulls your shoulders back and corrects your posture!
• Straightens your back!
• Helps reduce your waist!
• Avoids flaccidity!
• Push up your buttocks!
• Thins your hips!
The Ardyss Body Magic is an innovative creation by Ardyss International that will sensationalize your figure by reshaping you from your shoulders to your legs. It is unique since it can instantly reduce a woman two to three dress sizes in a matter of minutes due to the fat redistribution process.
The Ardyss Body Magic reshaping garment was designed by an orthopedic surgeon. The Ardyss Body Magic is the perfect complement for body reshaping.
This product is very effective in reshaping the body, the Ardyss Body Magic does what is called “Lipo Transportation,” which means it takes a woman’s fatty tissue and moves it from where it is to where it needs to be in her body. There are only two places a woman needs fat tissue and those are the breasts and buttocks.

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Sunday, March 7, 2010

Sneak Peak Of My Book In Progress: Pleazure - The Memoirs of...

Pleazure ~ The Memoirs

Entry One

Damn, I am so sick and tired of this 9 to 5.  Every week in and week out it's the same old shit the only thing new is the freakin' day.  If I've said it once, then its obvious that I'll say it again, the first chance I get to abandon this redundant life… I am OUT!
That was what I said August 11, 2001 today is October 1, 2004.  As I search through my Palm Pilot for the address of my next consultation, I realize that it is 9 days shy of my birthday that also signifies that today is Sonya's my best friend of 18 years birthday.  Let me set a reminder to pick her up a cake from Otario's off of 5th & Rockland.  If there is one thing that Sonya and I love to do it's eat & fuck, well ok that's two things, but I'm sure you get the picture.  Before I proceed please do allow me to formally introduce myself…
In order to get Pleazure to come out, you must call her name three times in your most sensuous voice, Ready?  1,2,3….

Pleazure ~ The Memoirs

Entry Two
"Pleazure, Pleazure, Pleazure", the audience chanted…
Oh, by that way that was Sonya, my best friend, she's opens every party for me, and I'm best known as Pleazure. 
Pleazure is what some may consider my Alter Ego, but in my opinion she is the seductress incased in every living, breathing woman.  If there has ever been a time when you've surprised your lover at the front door with a saucy layer of lingerie caressing your body then you too are Pleazure.  If you can recant the last time that you've sporadically slid a man's penis out of his pants and slurped it into your hot, wet mouth while he was driving then you too are Pleazure.  If you can recall the last time that you lusted over and fantasized about a stripper, male or female, and actually went to any length to fuck the shit out of them knowing it was just for one night, then you too are Pleazure.
As we speak I am nearing the stairwell which will lead me to the audience that awaits, so I must tell you that you are getting ready to embark on a ride laced with hot, steamy, wet confessions of pleasure in its rawest form.  All of the stories to follow are true, names and some places have been changed in interest of privacy.  Any likeliness of characters and or places is purely coincidental. 

I hear my name and I'm getting wet, but I don't think your ready yet.  Can I hear it one more time?
Pleazure, Pleazure, Pleazure…

Pleazure ~ The Memoirs

Confession One
Last night was the most eye opening night I have experienced as of yet.  Sonya and I were returning to Philly from our one-day excursion to Harrisburg, when we were summoned by D-Light.  Now for those of you who don't know about D-Light, he is only the finest brew of a Latino-brother laced with two scoops of pure sugar and a dollop of extra thick cream.  Now when I say summoned, I mean two text messages and one voicemail later, Sonya and I were parlaying in our two-bedroom ocean view suite in the luxurious Atlantic City Bogotá.  Now, before we continue I would like to take a moment to paint a picture in your mind of the circumstance that I allowed myself the pleasure to enjoy. 
I first met D-Light a few years ago at WPND's Blazin'69 FM.  I have been a consultant to the stations audience for the past four years via two of their late night shows, one hosted by Lady Luscious and the other hosted by Shock.  The first time that we met, we sort of played off one another at the studio.  He was there to promote an up and coming album and I was there to knock him off his game.  Lady Luscious had a way with her listeners. It was only a few years back that she first introduced me to the airwaves as Blazin' 69's Official Sexpert. Lady Luscious and I were so fierce when we got together to the point where we had to sometimes take it to the streets where she invite her listeners to come out to local clubs to experience the heat themselves.  Now I've been paired up in Blazin 69's studio with other industry headliners, but something was special about D-Light.  The energy between us equated to that of North Philly Hustler meets Hollywood Porn Star quality.  Our introductory experience ended peacefully, it's the second time around that will freak you out.

Rappers Delight

D-Light must have convinced Lady Luscious to fork over my number.  It probably didn't take much for D-Light to get it either, he is so charismatic and sexy. Damn!  I would lick his ass dry if he bent over too long.  I decided to stop at Cheltenham Mall to pick up some new stilettos from Bare Feet, and then I headed over to Lane Bryant to choose my kryptonite for the evening.  A two-piece yellow-laced corset and thong set would do the trick.  Ashley Stewart had the most appropriate fish net stockings to accentuate my tight thick thighs, and no seductress is complete with out her Cucumber Melon spray direct from Bath and Body Works.  I then ran home and grabbed the Pleazure Bag.  For those of you who have yet to experience the Pleazure Bag, it is simply put 14 pounds of ecstasy.  This bag is reserved for only the most deserving of subjects.  I have only pulled this bag out 4 times in the history of Pleazures.  The contents of this bag consist of:  1 Cat-0-Nine Tails, 2 pair of vibrating anal beads, 1 vac-u-lock system harness, 1 vac-u-lock 6" realistic and 1 8" realistic dong, 1 jar of strawberry Body Butter, 1 tube of anal ease, nymph cream, shrink cream and good head cream – ya know for those questionable moments….  to be discussed in further detail later…  and a few other accessories of seduction.  Sonya and I arrive right on schedule as my cell rang with a sudden sense of urgency.  It was D-Light confirming the status of my arrival.  I comforted him with my soothing song of confirmation.  "Yes love, Pleazures home baby!", I sang to D-Light.  He hummed his approval into my receiver and pressured me for the details of my exact whereabouts. I expressed to him in a dominatrix tone my disapproval of his pestering and then just as true Dom would, I stoked his ego by delivering promises of redemption if he behaved for a bit longer while I transformed my suite into what would eventually be a sensuous boudoir. 
Sonya and I checked into our adjoining rooms and swooned over the extravagant view.  And when I say extravagant I mean it, it seems as though a couple in a room directly in my line of view decided to clean their picture window with the woman of duals forehead.  The man stroking her from the back was so deep in her pussy that I swore they would break the glass.  Sonya and I paid for the show with our voyeurism passes and watched for what seemed like an eternity, when my cell phone starting blaring my newest ring tone that I downloaded off of Jamster.  I knew who it was because that same sense of urgency filled the air as it did the last time D-Light called to check out my whereabouts.  I sang hello in his ear and chuckled quietly at the submissiveness that poured through his voice.  I provided him with my room number and told him to meet me there promptly in 23 minutes.  One thing that I learned via the Chambers is always assume control of the subject before they attempt to assume control of you.  Men in positions of power at any level, crave to relinquish responsibility if for even a moment.  Even the helpless romantic enjoys being pampered every so often. Now, please do not think that I was summoned to Atlantic City for some role-playing.  D-Light had no idea what my motive was.  I just enjoy breaking my subject down and then via seduction, foreplay and passion slowly teaching them to worship intimacy.  Sonya and I had already decided that I would postpone my romantic rendezvous with D-Light at least until after we've lost a few dollars in the slots. 
Sonya and I aren't true gamblers, we can appreciate a sure thing any day, but there is nothing more thrilling than waiting out an elderly woman who has to pee and then jumping on her slot machine while it's still hot!  Nonetheless, 12 minutes into D-Lights wait, I had already strip the bed down to white sheets and blessed it with red rose petals and silky sheets pear blossom pheromone spray.  I lined the glass kitchenette shelves with the contents of the Pleazure Bag and dimmed the overhead lights to create an ambiance.  I then neatly organized my toiletries in the marble bathroom to create a lived in effect.  I strategically placed tea-lights around the entirety of the suite and dimmed all of the wall lights in order to allow the illumination of the candles to project the silhouette of the existing furniture against the walls via the flames.  Lastly I placed my personal pleasure CD into the disc player and turned it down to barely a muffle.  11 minutes later I heard tapping at the door.  When I opened the door D-Light had the presence of a true Superstar.  He was decked in a Baby blue Chinchilla, a baseball cap and enough ice to chill the equator.  Now for those of you wondering why he's knocking on my door and following by my demands, listen carefully.  If more women hopped off their high horse and took time to realize that men – rich, poor, ugly & cute all want to be loved and respected.  Whether or not you will be a part-time lover or a full fledge wifey has to be defined as time
oes on.  Take time out to enjoy the ride you are on and learn to get off of it every so often to let the experience simmer is the key to success with men.  Especially men like D-Light.  Understand that I realize that D-Light and I are both in the entertainment industry, so that was a foot in the door for both us equally when we met, but when we spend R&R time together we are just to kids from Philadelphia with one thing in common…. Passion.  As he entered the room the breeze from the hallway caught my nipple and transformed them into an epic center of lust.  I could tell he noticed by the way he studied my mid-drift as he released me from his warm and inviting arms.  I was so pleased to see D-Light that I refused to take my eyes off of him.  I slow walked backwards into the foyer of the suite as he trailed in front of me with....

That's Enough For Now --- Tell me what you think!!

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Lose weight without diets, surgery, or exercise!


Have you tired to lose weight by every means necessary and still have not had any success? Well if you answered yes to this question I'm here to share some amazing information with you about a company name Ardyss International that has been in business for more than 20 years. And offering a Full Body Reshaping Line, Skin Care Line like no other, and a Amazing Nutritional Product Line that is next to none. And the best part is that they are all natural and have amazing results and wonderful testimonies.


 Contents at a Glance
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1.    Power Pack Weight Loss Products!!
2.    The Flagship Product (Body Magic)
3.    Build up your Immune System Naturally!
4.    Cran Aloe
5.    Green 29
6.    Ardyss Plus

                                                                                             
Power Pack Weight Loss Products!!
This is a 4 product combo to get maximum results!

 
Are you looking to lose weight the right way I have a plan that is all natural and will get you where you desire. It will allow you to be healthy and look good in the process. You have an amazing weight loss package with these products and the Body Magic or Men's Ab Shirt along side you will be back to SEXY and HEALTHY in no time flat. Also the garment is medical grade and has been coded for re-aligning the lumber spine.

First you want to start by detoxiifing your Body with the Ultra Body Cleanse Plus Pack that within 7 to 10 days you will experience relief resulting from the elimination of wastes from the body, from the effects of the formula on the digestive system and other internal organs throughout the body. 
Then you want to use Thermogen Plus which helps to diminish the appetite, weight loss, through activation of the metabolism, and elimination of fat through urine, bowel, and sweat.

Also AM/PM capsules allows you to lose weight in your sleep with natural herbs, amino acids and vitamins designed to help accelerate the metabolism and promote weight loss during the day and night.

Last but certainly not least the great tasting Le'Vive juice when taken daily 2 to 3 times only 3/4 of a cup it will increase your energy and strength. Le'Vive means life so you are putting Life into your body daily.


The Flagship Product (Body Magic)



No need for surgery, pills, diet, drop 2 to 3 sizes in 10 minutes

Reduces your waist up to 3 sizes. This garment is designed so you can truly reshape your lower body. It allows you to redistribute some of your irregularities to a more desirable area. This redistribution becomes more permanent over time.


  • Lifts the buttocks.
  • Helps reduce fat in the crotch area.
  • Corrects posture and sharpens overall figure.
  • Smooths the irregularities and helps prevent additional deposits.

Build up your Immune System Naturally!

Do you need to build up your immune system the natural way without drugs. You need the all powerful Le'Vive juice that neutralizes free radicals, responsible for aging, increases your energy and strength. Keeps you in good health, not to mention the five POWER FRUITS in it Pomegranate, Goji, Acai Berry, Noni, and Mangosteen and to top it off it taste delious.

Just a few things Le'vive is used for:

1) Decrease the levels of harmful free radicals, the cause of aging.
2) Keep your skin and hair healthy.
3) Fight funguses, virus and bacteria.
4) Increase your energy level.
5) Feel and look younger.
6) Prevent cancer.
7) Maintain a healthy blood pressure.
8) Control your blood's sugar level.
9) lose weight.
10) Sleep better.
11) Improve your vision.
12) Enhance your sex drive.
13) Improve your digestion.
14) Prevent gastritis, reflux and ulcers.
15) Maintain a normal cholesterol level.
16) Improve your memory.
17) Prevent diseases like Alzheimer's and Parkinson's.
18) Control inflammation and arthritis.
19) Prevent tumors.
20) Protect your kids' health.
21) Keep your joints flexible and healthy.
22) Prevent respiratory conditions such as tuberculosis, bronchitis, emphysema and asthma.
23) Improve your fertility.
24) Keep your liver healthy.
25) Maintain an overall state of good balance health.






 Cran Aloe

Cran Aloe contains extracts of natural antioxidants, helps with cell regeneration and detoxification of the body. Helps with the reduction of cholesterol and triglyceride levels, and excellent preventive care for the urinary tract.





 

Green 29


Green 29 increases energy, prevents fatigue and stress. Counteracts problems caused by fungi, germs and bacteria.


 



Ardyss Plus

Ardyss Plus strengthens the Immune System helps with arthritis, arthosis, and osteoporosis and when you combine with Power Boost it helps to fortify the respiratory system. Also good for allergies and sinusitis. A great natural alternative for menstrual and menopausal problems.



If there is a question mark in the bedroom!?!

If you are having problems adapting in the bedroom we have something that will get the fire back on track all natural no need for Viagara. Power Boost helps with infertility in men and women. Has a high percentage of L-Argenine an amino acid that promotes vitality, tones muscles, helps with sexual potency and delays the aging process.

Along with that a great tasting Le'Vive that will enhance your sex drive and increase your energy. Helps maintain a healthy blood pressure, sleep better, maintain a normal cholesterol level. It's not only good for you but it has an amazing taste you will love to drink daily.

Obesity is at an all time HIGH!
Don't live your life unhealthy.


TAKE CHARGE OF YOUR FUTURE NOW!!!!!

Obesity or overweight are terms used when ranges of weight that are greater than the weight most common for a given height. Water retention, fat, muscle, and or bone can cause excess body weight.

Obesity or overweight also has been shown to increase risk of certain diseases and other health problems. Those who are overweight or obese risk for diseases such as diabetes, hypertension, cardiovascular disease, stroke, gastrointestinal reflux disease, nonalcoholic steatohepatitis, gout, osteoarthritis, gallbladder disease, sleep apnea, and certain cancers (eg, endometrial, breast, and colon). Obesity also lowers life expectancy. Adults ranges for obesity or overweight is determined by using weight and height to calculate body mass index (BMI), which is most commonly preferred measurement for people due to it correlates with amount of body fat, even though it does not directly measure body fat.

Also some physiologic disorders may lead to or are connected with obesity or weight gain. Included are hypothyroidism, cushing's syndrome and polycystic ovary syndrome. Lack of sleep my also contribute to obesity. Studies have suggested that persons with sleep problems may gain weight over time.

It is projected that by the year 2010 that the health and wellness industry will hit the trillion dollar mark. Many people are beginning to take their health into account and not take prescriptions, but the natural alternative. Ardyss International has an amazing line of nutritional products that are sweeping the U.S. Live longer, have more energy, increase stamina, and so much more with all the natural products Ardyss offers.

In recent years, obesity among adults has risen tremendously in the United States. The lastest data from the National Center for Health Statistics show that 30% of US adults > 20 years old - over 60 million people are obese. But one of the US national health objectives for the year 2010 is to decrease the prevalence of obesity among adults to < 15%, current data shows that the situation is increasing instead of improving.

Ardyss International in the News
Sweeping the U.S. with real results!!!!

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Pleazure Has A Blog!


Hello My Friends, Clients and Potential Fans!

It has taken me only 10 years to finally create a blog! Well here it is. I was attempting to create a video blog and keep it running, but I find that the continual input from the chat rooms can be a bit distracting. At least this way I can just rant, rave and share - push the publish button and hope for the best!!!

I am not sure as to what the consistent content of this blog will be, but I guess I will simply live and learn.

I do however know that I will not hold anything back. This will be the unedited, profanity laced, sexually driven diary & promotional device that I need Oh, So Bad.... :-)